one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas
I’m disgusted by my ability to get this joke
one might even call it
leaving Laverne Cox off of the Time top 100 despite the overwhelming support she received is an act of violence and erasure towards trans women
One full hank knit! …..I do NOT want to wind the second. When I have money I’ll invest in a ball winder… On the plus side, just 20 more rows before the edging!
Ball winder is the best $20 I ever spent. Even without having a swift, it makes life so much easier!!
P.S. Can’t wait to see that shawl finished. It looks beautiful so far!
I agree! I’d also like to know what pattern this is!
Thank you! It’s firmaments by Bonnie Sennott!
(and it only took like two hours to wind the second ball ahha)
but also fuck clothes from now on I’m wearing a beaded curtain taped to a duvet and nothing more
i was so excited to go home this weekend and i just remembered that i have to sing saturday afternoon
is it bad that i’m tempted just to go home anyway and say i’m too sick to sing? i am sick already…………
Do you remember when we met
in Gomorrah? When you were still beardless,
and I would oil my hair in the lamp light before seeing
you, when we were young, and blushed with youth
like bruised fruit. Did we care then
what our neighbors did
in the dark?
When our first daughter was born
on the River Jordan, when our second
cracked her pink head from my body
like a promise, did we worry
what our friends might be
doing with their tongues?
What new crevices they found
to lick love into or strange flesh
to push pleasure from, when we
called them Sodomites then,
all we meant by it
When the angels told us to run
from the city, I went with you,
but even the angels knew
that women always look back.
Let me describe for you, Lot,
what your city looked like burning
since you never turned around to see it.
Sulfur ran its sticky fingers over the skin
of our countrymen. It smelled like burning hair
and rancid eggs. I watched as our friends pulled
chunks of brimstone from their faces. Is any form
of loving this indecent?
Cover your eyes tight,
husband, until you see stars, convince
yourself you are looking at Heaven.
Because any man weak enough to hide his eyes while his neighbors
are punished for the way they love deserves a vengeful god.
I would say these things to you now, Lot,
but an ocean has dried itself on my tongue.
So instead I will stand here, while my body blows itself
grain by grain back over the Land of Canaan.
I will stand here
and I will watch you
By Karen Finneyfrock
NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY
This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.
I’m going to fucking murder someone
A couple of photos from tonight. I was messing around with the iso so most of them came out with too much light, but here are some good ones.
WHAT THE -?! I have NO idea how I missed these, but… fabulous photos of John Finnemore, Our English Friend Mr Simon Kane and Carrie Quinlan at the Stop Trying To Make Sketch Happen comedy night in London t’other week. By all reports performing some old favourites and some exciting new material that will most likely end up in the NEW SERIES OF JOHN FINNEMORE’S SOUVENIR PROGRAMME that will be recording some time this summer. I was lucky enough to get tickets for one of the recordings last series and seeing Mr F (in a pink Snoopy t-shirt), Mr K, and Mr L perform Red Trousers was probably the highlight of my year.