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all I want right now is a bowl of tofu noodle soup from the station but it’s on the other side of the world


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   17 Apr 14   

senatorkhaleesi:

GUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO I JUST WATCHED LAST WEEK’S PARKS AND WHY IS THE THING HAPPENING

WHY DOES THAT HAVE TO HAPPEN

I AM BEING INTENTIONALLY VAGUE SO I DON’T SPOIL ANYONE

BUT WHY IS IT HAPPENING WHY WHY WHY 

I DON’T KNOW BUT I AM ALSO FEEL STRANGE ABOUT IT WHY DOES IT NEED TO HAPPEN AND HOW IT”LL INFLUENCE HER DECISION TO STAY (or not but lbr which one of these is more likely)


   parks and rec      replies for ts   

  2 notes17 Apr 14   
amillionbillionmiles:

Asian inspired spring salad with spicy mango dressing, find the recipe on the blog: 
http://www.amillionmiless.blogspot.com

amillionbillionmiles:

Asian inspired spring salad with spicy mango dressing, find the recipe on the blog: 

http://www.amillionmiless.blogspot.com


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  144 notes17 Apr 14   
All dressed up for opening night of the show!

All dressed up for opening night of the show!


   my face   

  3 notes17 Apr 14   

super-wolves:

laugh-til-ya-fart:

A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.

Suddenly, Lorraine died.

At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”

i’m done with this website


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  235,558 notes17 Apr 14   

ladyhistory:

thedalekzhavetheimpala:

why

I have been laughing for like 10 minutes


"

Look around your college classroom, spot the virgins.

See, this seems like a game until you skip over the girl with a short skirt and hair in front of her eyes because you heard last summer that she slept with like nineteen guys. You can’t see her hands, but they’re under the table, pulling a rosary through her fingers as she tries to wash the sin off her. She’s only ever kissed three people in her whole life and they’re all girls. She turned down the wrong guy and he told everyone she’s “a whore.” The label “slut” stuck to the bottom of her shoe and swallowed her up.

But that quiet girl who is always reading probably never touched someone else’s penis, you figure, because you don’t know that she goes home and strips down and pulls on tight black leather, you don’t know she’s got a set of whips that could make any set of knees quiver, you don’t know because she’s proud of what she does but she’s not stupid enough to let anyone know about it. She’s sexy, just not here, not where people judge.

See, the truth is: you have no idea who has lost their virginity, because it doesn’t change you. It doesn’t give you some kind of glow or superpower or stamp on your forehead. You know the feeling of waking up on your birthday and thinking “I don’t feel any older whatsoever”? That’s what maybe they’re all so afraid of you finding out: sex doesn’t change you. Sex doesn’t make you an animal, sex doesn’t suddenly make your relationship a million times more stable or intimate or romantic - it can’t fix what’s broken, although it can make the pain go away for a bit. Sex doesn’t really occur with eighty tea lights and a thick white rug. Sex is ugly and loud and frequently awkward, sex is excellent and breathtaking and when you wake up the next morning, you’re the exact same person. There’s not some magical connection with the person in bed beside you. Believe it or not, pregnancy isn’t some kind of punishment - but practice safe sex, get tested, don’t spread your germs around. They want to tell you, “Sex can ruin you” and I’ve heard that a lot as a little girl, that some boy would join me under my sheets and then dump me four days after, used, unhappy.

But I figured out that I’m not a fucking toy. Letting someone have sex with me is not letting them “use” me, because I’m not an object. My father said the issue lay in the fact “Men are insecure and need to know that they’re the best you ever had,” but I think that’s a steaming crock of absolute-wrong and if I didn’t tell the people I’m with how many others I’d slept beside, there would be literally no way for them to know my number, because I don’t rust, I don’t wear out, I don’t get bruised. I’m not a wilting fruit, I don’t go rotten.

But here’s the thing: some people connect sex and emotion. I don’t personally because I am probably secretly an ice storm in disguise, but I still respect my partner’s desires. If they’re the type to want love and sex to coincide, I let them. I don’t make fun, I don’t pull one-night-stands or friends-with-benefits, because it’s not their “reputation” I’m afraid for: it’s their heart I’m defending.

Here’s the thing: Instead of worrying about people’s “purity” and how it defines them as a person, worry instead about how you can protect other people’s emotions.

Because here’s the thing: look around your room and spot the virgins. Look harder. You can’t tell. Sex doesn’t alter people, it doesn’t make them act in a certain way nor dress in a certain manner. Sex and personality have nothing to do with each other. There’s a reason that virginity doesn’t show on someone’s face: because having sex doesn’t cause you to change.

"

"I lost my virginity to a boy I didn’t even love…" /// r.i.d (via inkskinned)

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  11,192 notes17 Apr 14   
randomlygenorated:

Its almost finals week can someone just kill me now please? #selfie #college #uhhhhggggg

randomlygenorated:

Its almost finals week can someone just kill me now please? #selfie #college #uhhhhggggg


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  9 notes17 Apr 14   
anothermindpalace:

peaceroxi:

steveisoncrack:


HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME
To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home. 
Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks

…I had plans today but now.

THE AIRPORT GAME IS BACK.

OMFG I FOUND THE AIRPORT IN LIKE 5 MINUTES IDK DO I WIN A PRICE NOW???!!!!!!!

anothermindpalace:

peaceroxi:

steveisoncrack:

HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME

To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home. 

Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks

…I had plans today but now.

THE AIRPORT GAME IS BACK.

OMFG I FOUND THE AIRPORT IN LIKE 5 MINUTES IDK DO I WIN A PRICE NOW???!!!!!!!


meggannn:

Michael Gary Scott as the Doctor’s worst/best ever companion

#I DONT EVEN WATCH DOCTOR WHO BUT THIS IS BEAITUFL


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  62,300 notes16 Apr 14